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Mah OTP

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Mah OTP!!!
AN: dis is a kawaii ship of madamn and crepes!!1! i nuw they r nut in a relasionship but thy shuld b!111

Hi my nam is Onyx Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and i’ve got looooong onyx black hair (dats how i got mah nam) with red streaks and puple tips that reaches my midback and powder blue eyes like da tears i cry evry tim. A lot of ppl say I look lik my less hot big sis Ebony, but i’m waaay more sexah!!
So anyway I was walkin down the hallway in the creppypasta narrator mansion and I see every1 gettin redy 4 breakfasts. I see Crepes making pancakes and Mahdam is eyeing him curiously. “I ship u 2!” I shout passively. Madam blueshs because she is a total tsudere and Crepes does the eyebrow wiggle frum the gif JillmcCold did.
I decide to use my speshul powers to make them disappear into a bedroom. (AN: it is next to MCR’s room becuz he is the big boss man.)

Crepes POV: I look into Madamn’s goffic red eyes. “Ya know I’ve always had a thing for vampires~!” I say, starting at her fangs. “It’s nut like that CrepesMcPastry!!’ She shooted back at me. I new she was just tryin to ignore my glistening abdominal wall.
Madamn POV: I was not staring at his hot bod!!! “Would you lik to go to a Avril Lavigne concret?” I asked. “Sure!” he said, so we went.
Crepes and I had a great time as Avril sang, “Hello Kitty”. We moshed to the music.
Crepes POV: “Want 2 get out of her?” I said all sexah. “Sure.” She said and we left. “I had a great tim wif u Madam!” I explained as we came in da mansion. “Same.” She repleied and we wnt to bed.

The End??

(AN: Fangs 4 redin mah stroy. If i get 10 god vons I might writ more. ;D)
I was trying to make this as bad as possible. I hope I succeeded. :T
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Kyzer-Aqueron's avatar
*On the floor out of breathe* I cant even- xD